coolkidtable.com

 

1.  Why the hell would I pay $1000.00 for a t-shirt?

Honestly if you have to ask, then you'll probably never understand and trying to explain is a waste of my time and yours.  Let's just say if money is truly not an object for you, you enjoy having fun and you truly don't care what other people think about you, then this makes sense. 

2.  Can I pick out my t-shirt?

Yes.  We'll work with you on the design of the t-shirt.   Colors, style, etc. are all customized to your liking.

3.  Can I pick out my number?

Sure, as long as no one else has that number.

4.  What if my number is taken and I really want that number?

We'll be happy to help negotiate any number trading.  Send us an email and we'll be in touch.

5.  I lost my t-shirt, but I'm already a member, can I order another one?

Yes.  We'll work with you to design and order a new one.  Replacements are $100.00

6.  Why don't I just make my own coolkidtable.com t-shirt?

 Well, you could, but of course we could also sue you for trademark infringement.  More importantly, by doing this you end up looking like a big putz-wanna-be and will be ridiculed for being such a poser.

7.  This is really stupid and superficial.  Anyone who does this is shallow and greedy.  It's really irresponsible as well.

That's not really a question, but feel free to re-read our motto if you feel this way.

8.  How do I order again?

Just send us an email at coolkidtable@gmail.com and we'll be in touch.